

At the pep rally...Principal: Thank you, please be seate-At the pep rally...
Myself: OMFG!! UR AWSOME!!! UR FUCKING FUNNY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Principal: T_T *stares**whispers* get the tranquilizer
Myself: Huh? what? oh no, No don't do it, NO!!
Principal: *Fwip!*
Myself: JESUZ CHRIST THAT HURT!!! *plop!*
Principal: T_T *stares* -_-.....Thank you, please be seated everyone...


At the vet..Child:Mrs. Veterinerian?At the vet..
Myself:yes?
Child:*puts kitten right in the vet's face* my kitty has a tummy ache
Kitten: o.0 meow?
Myself: AAAGGGHHH!!! *slaps kitten and it flies to the wall* ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY!?!?!? I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS!!! I HAVE A SIGN IN 50 LANGUAGES, INCLUDING BRAIL, BUT I CAN SEE YOUR NOT BLIND CAUSE NOW YOU'RE SEEING YOUR KITTEN, RIGHT OVER THERE BESIDE THE WALL, DEAD!!!! IT'S DEAD, NO MORE BILLS FROM THE VET!!! JESUS CHRIST, KIDS THESE DAYS!!
Kid: 0.0....TT.TT WWWAAAHHH!!!!
Myself: OH NOW YOU'RE GONNA CRY!?!?!?! *kicks kid in the ass* GO TO KITT
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